Dirty Dick’s is Australia’s most popular Theatre Restaurant, having presented its distinctive nights of Medieval Old English fun and feasting to more than five million people, over 47 years, Australia wide.
Dirty Dick’s is a unique entertainment and dining concept set in a totally themed environment with a highly comical stage show, magnificent 3 course banquet, costumed serving staff, providing non stop interactive fun in true olden day tradition.
Sing-a-Long, Clap-a-Long and Laugh-a-Long as you experience the hilarious antics, madcap merrymaking and funtastic festivities of this unforgettable night.
Dirty Dick's - Suitable for everyone - Ideal for all
Our costumed entertainers, actors and musicians present a fully scripted stage show full of witty songs, side-splitting comedy, madcap games and audience involvement. This is "Reality Theatre" at its best - "Game of Thrones" with a twist.....or two!
Our shows change regularly and are all centred around notable (even infamous!) historical characters King Arthur (Camelot Castle and Knights of the Round Table as you’ve never seen before!), Robin Hood (He robbed from the rich and gave to the poor!!), King Henry V111 (He had six wives!), Dick Turpin (Indeed, a strong Dick - he held up stagecoaches with his pistol!), Lord Nelson (One eye, one arm and one.burning ambition.to defeat Napoleon!), The Court Jester (See him juggle his balls!) and Queen Elizabeth 1 (they say she was a Virgin Queen!) PLUS many more Our nights are full of Crazy Kings, Courtly Queens, Jolly Jesters, Dashing Knights, Lusty Wenches and Merry Minstrels!!
OUR STAGE SHOW "THE BEST OF DIRTY DICK'S" - A SHOWCASE OF 47 YEARS OF AWARD WINNING ENTERTAINMENT !
The Lords and Ladies, Masters and Mistresses ( that’s YOU!) are seated at long banqueting tables, and are provided with a bib, bearing a false name, the identity of which is assumed throughout the evening. It’s all part of the fun here at Dirty Dick’s where you can re-live the grand old days of Merry England escapism at its best!!
So, cast off your worries, forget your day to day woes for a while AND Come and enjoy yourself with a wonderful night of mirth and merriment at Dirty Dick’s
Throughout the evening, our costumed wondrous wenches and lusty lads will serve you a most magnificent, and freshly prepared, sumptuous banquet
A delicious 3 course dinner of “Friar Tuck” proportions.
Start with Hot Crusty Bread with lashings (ouch!!!) of butter.
Cauldrons of thick, hearty homemade soup
Succulent tender roast meats (prime beef and/or savoury breasts of chicken) with jus, garden fresh vegetables, roast potatoes and all the trimmings
(NOTE: Our feasts and dinners, generally, offer main course choice
and may vary slightly from host venue to host venue)
Dietary requirements are catered for upon request
T’is indeed a Banquet fit for a King..and a Queen!
AND Dirty Dick’s is the only Theatre Restaurant ever to win a “Gold Plate” Award for food excellence
Dirty Dick’s is an Award Winner of “Entertainment Restaurant of the Year”
So If you’re a “First Timer”...Come to Dirty Dick’s and have a ball AND if you’ve “Been Before” you certainly haven’t seen it all!!
Throughout its history, The Australia wide Dirty Dick’s Organisation may well have created some records. Consider this:
In over 47 years, more than 5 million people have experienced Dirty Dick’s, consuming over 1.4 million kilograms (several herds) of prime roast beef, savouring 1.7 million litres of hearty vegetable soup, over 700,000 giant plum puddings and swilling, approximately, 6 million litres of ale that’s nearly four Olympic swimming pools!! More than 1400 actors and musicians have appeared in over 34,500 performances.
Come and be part of the Dirty Dick’s experience
fun for one and all, for groups large and small